Welcome to our new online store. I want to tell you a little about this fabulous establishment. We plan to start small and expand only when we feel that we have something of value to offer. We're kind of wacky as far as the environment is concercerned; so if you get a re-recyled box or plastic grocery bags used as packing materials, don't think you aren't getting your money's worth. You will always receive a quality product. If for and reason you are ever dissatisfied with your purchase, your money will be cheerfully (well, maybe a little grumpily, haha) refunded or another product will be substituted.

To decrease the possibility of mistakes or dissatisfaction; I prefer to either speak to each customer personally, or to correspond by e-mail. I have always made a point of this; and, as a result, have had only two exchanges. We at The Sandwitch Shop want you to be happy, happy, happy; and, will make every effort to make you so. We have chosen not to accept credit cards to save everyone stupid interest charges. Just send us a check that’s remotely good. We send everything out by priority mail unless otherwise instructed.

So, read on, and if we can help you, give us a call. Sincerely, the Staff, Specifically Beandip: boss of everything Cootie: Customer Services Mr. Rupert: Product Testing Shorty: Complaint Department and Security Muffy McNasty: Shipping and Handling Grit and Booger: Purrrrchasing Department and Gopher Control Butch and Judy: All-around Gofers and Executive Flunkies